I told a couple of people at work that I got skeet in my eye... thats why the eye patch and later the sunglasses... For some reason, it sounds better than just saying im a bumbling idiot and I hit myself in the eye.
I went to the eye doc today and have been diagnosed with traumatic iritis: my iris, the colored part, is inflamed cuz i hit it. I'll be okay in a few days as long as i keep it dilated. Steroid drops... they're helping a lot! Thank God cuz i drove to work with only one eye in the twilight of the night this morning... with sunglasses on. I dont know how i made it, but I cant afford to drive that wrecklessly again!