Thursday, November 09, 2006

Roses don't smell like poo-poo!! Poo-Poo smells like poo-poo!

Why cant women just stop being so uptight sometimes and talk about bodily functions?! We've been doing it our entire lives! Guys talk about it to each other all the time jokingly or seriously! WTF! Well, i'm one of those girls that don't talk about it seriously unless i want a reaction from someone... but that's beside the point. The reason I'm bringing this up is cuz there's this one lady that works in my building (and this is a little nasty so if u dont wanna hear about brown fish swimming in porcelain ponds, stop reading...) I don't even think she works on the same floor as me, but every day, same time, same stall, (no shame) she pulls off one of those toilet bowl sheet thingies and goes and does her business. SHe'll just smile, and walk in, and do her business. I wish i could just ask her: how are you so regular??!! I know, that's a filthy thing to ask someone, but some of the other ladies in the building are so much raunchier!!! I mean they leave streaks! For God's Sake! Please!!! Courtesy flush!! There needs to be a sign: BYOB: Brush before you flush! It gets worse! So one day i walk past a lady on my way to the bathroom... she's walking pretty fast once she sees me, but i think nothing of it, and I walk intoi the bathroom. As i come around the corner, the first stall is in full view! I look into the toilet because my eyes sensed movement, and it looks like there's somehting running across the rim! SO I scream and run out of the bathroom thinking that its a cockroach (i'm so silly) but then, my mind processes what my eyes see, that nasty lady didnt flush all her goods down the toilet and one was just swirling around, just hanging out and shit!! I told this story to male and female collegues (because, frankly i don't like the shit-n-run lady, at all!) Everyone was disgusted. I know, who tells poo stories just before lunch!!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

If a man wants you...

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends."
Afriend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then probably he is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.
He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important thatn you are... even if he has more education oir in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone elses man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...
compromise is a two way street.
You need time to heal between relationshoips...
there is nothing cute about baggage...
deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...
look for someone complimentary...
not supplementary.
Dating is fun...
even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes...
when a man always knows where yo are,and you're always readily available to him, he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house.
Never co-sign for a man.(Hallelujah, thank you Jesus!)
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other ladies......You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.

Monday, November 06, 2006


Today is a good day... Just because... even tho im in my office trying not to fall asleep... i was thinking about alot of stuff to write today but i forgot most of them... I will think of it later. i guess this is the truest form of a weblog, because most journals people write, nobody reads. and i think this here, i got the least exposure to outside eyes.

I haven't told any of my friends or family that i have this page so that when I write i can feel uninhibited, i almost told my cousin... well i told her about it, but i didnt tell her where it was. im sure she wont find it oin her own...

I am 24 but i still have the urge at times to rip out a page in a magazine of a picture that i like or inspires me. should i be worried? i hope not cuz i started making my own inspiration book... i've been getting subscriptions to a couple good magazines (Lucky and Domino) and they always seem to have alot of great atmospheres that they create for homes. I've started to rip those out too...

I'm thinking of maybe designing clothes (entirely on my free time) because I always seem to see stuff that I like... and think that I can improve on them. At times I have dreams of designs and stuff... i think that's kind of wierd, but I wish i could remember it so that i can make the clothing... I wish i could (4 of the worst words) have my own business where I just do creative stuff that I love. I paint rocks sometimes. They aren't the best paintings but they are neat and pretty... i wissh i could do that AND pay my bills with the money that would make... maybe bake goodies and design my own clothes... but could you imagine, could you IMAGINE walking in a store that sold art, clothes AND food!? a bit overboard if you ask me. Oh, and i would like to make pottery and paint china.

"I wish I could" are 4 of the worst words because really, there's nothing stopping me from it inthe first place.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Geez, i havent written in this in a while, i forgot i had this... probably cuz i have a myspace now and a journal so i just write in there... plus cuz noone ever leaves me comments so i really have no reason to believe that anybody is even looking at this page.... maybe if i add more... oh, when does the cycle end? so i guess i will be writing more. If u come upon this, please encourage me...